Want to share a dessert?

Helpful hint to men in the dating world:

Every woman's different, but I think I can safely share two universal red flags that women watch for:

1. He doesn't like you just the way you are.

2. He's a cheapskate.

Therefore, I've come to the conclusion that, on the list of Things to Never Say on a Date, you must add, near the top:

"Want to share a dessert?"

For many women, me included, that question implies A) that you think I probably like dessert too much and you want to encourage me to cut back from now on, and B) you don't want to fork over the extra $5 for two separate desserts.

Both are deal breakers, fellas. Just FYI.

You're welcome.