Get a bag ready. You're not as perfect as you think you are.

Some of just aren't as symmetrical as others and some of us are practically deformed. If you've run out of ways to waste time and are getting a bit big for your britches, do a little experiment to find out whether or not you should just put a bag over your head. I took a straight-on picture of myself, cut it in half and then copied and turned each half inside-out. Oh my. Where's my bag????